Crypto Banter’s tweets of the day

Facebook employees are now "Metamates". (?)

Can't wait for:

LinkedIn -> Inmates
Amazon -> Primates
Tinder -> Intimates
Jira -> Underestimates
Postmates -> Postmatemates

— Forrest Brazeal (@forrestbrazeal) February 16, 2022

Most problems in life can be solved with just a bit of testicular fortitude

Life lesson – grow some balls and you will be happier

— Do Kwon 🌕 (@stablekwon) February 18, 2022

He looks rare

— L.A.U. – gralis.tez/eth (@moontanteth) February 17, 2022

BREAKING: The head of the FBI's new cryptocurrency unit says the agency won't even bother seizing Cardano from criminals since it's going to zero on its own.

— Mike Alfred (@mikealfred) February 17, 2022

Kraken CEO giving you the heads up. pic.twitter.com/XXSPQDDguh

— Bagsy (@Bagsy) February 18, 2022

CNBC may have a 40 minute time horizon, but ARK's is 5 years. Thanks for having us on @CNBC, we're happy to pay for your upgraded Zoom account. You can't be a knowledge worker without it! 😉 pic.twitter.com/d3u6d66oLN

— ARK Invest (@ARKInvest) February 17, 2022